No, I'm a better MOM

Lately I've been reading a lot of Mom debates.

• Breastfeeding vs Bottle
• Skinny Mom vs Chubby Mom
• Working Mom vs Stay at Home Mom
• In Home Daycare Mom versus School Mom 
• Helicopter Mom vs Hippy Mom
• Trendy Mom vs Goodwill Mom

My head is spinning. I'm trying to determine where I fit in as a breastfeeding bottle feeding some months skinny some months chubby working in home daycare helicopter hippy Goodwill Mom. I'm really sad I don't have a home. 

I think if we all just take a minute to take a deep breath and celebrate every breastbottleskinnychubbyworkingstayathomeinhomedaycareschoolhelicopterhippytrendygoodwillmom,we'd be a lot better off. 

What's your excuse?